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Interview scene in front of color background, Annie Hall-style.

I'm not an angry black man.
Why get mad when you can get even?
When a white woman is walking behind me in an empty parking lot, I nervously clutch at my wallet.
I'll go into a bank and get approved for a loan, then reject their offer, telling them that they're a financial risk.
Sometimes I call the police and tell them I just noticed some suspicious looking white men around the area.
I just opened a chicken and rice in an Asian neighborhood.
I'm not an angry black man. Just even.
Now excuse me while I grab a 40-ounce and smoke some Newports.