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“Bitter”

Interview scene in front of color background, Annie Hall-style.

ERIKA SPENCER
Just a normal, decent, nice guy. That's all I ask.
The hot ones know they're hot, the cute ones are scared to make a move, and the smart ones think they're hot.
The mean ones fool you into believing they're nice, the regular ones have a girlfriend, and the nice guys finish last.
I'm not bitter. Just tired.
My ex thought he was God's gift. Gave me this theory about him being a young successful white male, so it was "A seller's market. Why settle?"
Three years. Down the drain.
Okay. A little bitter.